NEW HIT TRACK IN UZBEKISTAN UNDERGOUND GLOBAL DANCE! QUADRUPLE PLATINUM!

Where you at dawg? My new new track
Link:----> Step to my left

If you know me you know that's fear in my eyes

Seconds after this picture was taken a fight broke out...poor little guy...never saw that uppercut coming.

You like cake? Do ya? DOOO YAAA?

So the other night I had this dream about being in some kind of bus traveling up a giant wooden marble playset. I mean, not to freak anybody out or anything but, frankly, I was a little freaked out. I mean giant wooden marble play set? So anyway then it started raining and flooded the marble playset and the bus started being carried down the playset and people started falling off the bus and the playset started breaking and all in all it was pretty crazy. I managed to fall out of the bus before it crashed and then I was at the bottom of the playset on a marshy piece of grass with a river between me and the other side to safety. It was kind of exciting but at the same time I was like how am I gonna cross this raging river meeting the ocean. Then I woke up.


I guess the moral of the story is
don't eat eagle boys bellisimo pizza before bed


Sometimes we've got it all figured out and then something happens and we realize we had no idea what we were talking about. I'm gonna get deep now so you can leave if you can't handle it (CAN YOU HANDLE IT?) Life has been that way for the last year. I'm coming back home soon and then I start things all over. I mean, things change so much that you have to wonder if anything is ever familiar. I had a good talk with a guy from Isreal the other day sitting outside watching the rain storm at Woolies. We discussed how the movie Munich impacted the image of Isreal world wide. I thought the film did not portray Isreal in a negative way while he felt it was very bad for his country. It was good though, just to have a random talk with a random person. Kind of restores your faith in humanity...at least for a few hours. I found this under my bed last night.

List of things to do before leaving Australia:

1. Pick a fight with a kangaroo, take the fall early in the first round of fighting to recieve pay out from Koala mob boss

2. Play golf at the golf course with my room mate and manage to loose all our golf balls in the ponds or in the woods (like we do every time, who invented this sport?)

3. Go to Play night club again, this time try not to take so much X and streak naked.

4. Read my korean neighbor Juno's self help book "Becoming the best you can be" and proceed to become to the best I can be. Once being the best, remind other people that they aren't all they could be. Run away.

5. Try to top my record of 5 pizzas in a row for dinner

6. Get Lewie to let me sing "Someday" by Nickelback for my last appearance on his radio show (tune in at the lovely hour of 6-8 am Sunday morning!) I mean...How the hell did we wind up like this...WHY WEREN'T WE ABLEEEE TO SEE THE SIGNS THAT WE MISSED, TRY AND TURN THE TABLES. I WISH YOU'D UNCLENCH YOUR FISTS, AND UNPACK YOUR SUITCASE. LATELY THERE'S BEEN TOO MUCH OF THIS, BUT DON'T THINK IT'S TOO LATE !....(etc) JUST LIKE A PAPERBACK NOVEL!

7. Watch the kitchen and bathroom grow dirtier and diriter as no one cleans it so we leave the "Other housemate", who never cleans, in his own filith mwhahah mwhahaahaha....*cough*

8. Climb one of the hills out here that reminds me of Jurassic Park everytime I see it. Pretend raptors are in the bushes...make my own raptor like noises if need be.

9. Go over to Jati's for one more wolfenstein session. This time, try not to wake up the neighbors and get caught screaming "TAKE THAT YOU F***ING AMERICANS!!!" by the police. Remember that I am American this time.

-Sam

Music & Vids

Just to note, the music and vids on this page are back up with hosting from putfile.com and youtube.com.

Saving the earth

Today is world wide earth day. Or maybe it was yesterday. Or in a few weeks...or months...anyway that's not the point. The point is we've got a lot of work to do to save this earth and it starts with helping the most important animal in the ecosystem. Whales. That's right. Whales. I know you're asking yourself right about now "But wait, what do whales do for me?" The answer is so many things. Whales do so much behind the scenes work that you'd probably bow to them if you knew the full extent of it. The NBA? Whales. The NAACP? Whales. NHL? Whales (and tuna) ABC? Whales NPR? Whales Unicef? Whales United Nations? Whales (piloted by fish). I think you get my point. So, today let us stop and think, "Hey, whales are doing so much for me. Maybe finally I can give back to them by bringing an end to earthquakes"

Robotic Olympics

Keeping with the theme for the year 2006; Robots (because lets face it, they're gonna replace us all eventually), I will be in Italy bringing full coverage of all of this years robotic winter olympics. Tonight was the luge. Here are the results:

1st Place: Techbot51x (representing Korea) With a time of 2:30.02 Techbot wowed all of us with his use of the luge. He was a little rough and rocky on the alpine course, but after polishing his tracks, the bot flew. Not only did he use techniques not seen since the RollonBot in '84, but he even went strapless! As a seasoned luge operator, I can assure you, this bot was all luge and no sled.

2nd Place: KlinderhozBot (representing Delacroix) This year Italy was barraged by Klinderhoz fans who would not take no for an answer. First it was autographs and then it escaladed to stalking. When he was able to get some peace and quiet, Klinder took all of his time making sure he knew how to roll on the g force turns. Good think he brought that helmet! On track 2 he lost some time shuttling off trail! But, when he had that silver medal in his slot loading tray, you knew you were witnessing something special.

3rd Place: PlachinkoBot (representing the the Chinese republic of Taiwan) This bot was a gamble. First you thought he would come out a winner, then you were sure he would lose. In the end, you lost all of your money and woke up the next day with empty pockets on the streets of Milan. I, or rather, you then found out PlachinkoBot got 3rd. Since you spent all your Euros on him your son doesn't get clothes this year. Good on ya Plachinko!

Tomorrow night we have the Off Road Moto X Alpines. Stay tuned

Keep YA HEAD UP

Well I'm back after being court marshaled by a certain site. Seems I can't go around spreadin the dope news about tracks yo. But no biggie, I'm cool ya know? I wrote some verses about it while waiting for the bus. It's called "Head Above Water":

Yo I got me my reasons
for gettin mine
I got me the seasons
and all kinds of time
you feel me, my rhythm
you feel me, my flow
and one for the tailor
my suit on death row
I play my cards right
keep my head above water
baby mamma drops it last night
that I ain't her kids father
now I'm sittin here thinkin
got all kinds of time
you tell me what's yours
and I'll tell you what's mine

xxx RIP Big Bruno xxx

Movie Review Time

Photo courtesy of Xurble

So the Academy Awards are coming up
I thought it would be a good time to post some reviews

King Kong: Well...there's a big gorilla and some ships. An island is explored and then later some people get hurt by the gorilla. Maybe there are dinosaurs or something. Some planes and skyscrapers. The gorilla gets angry. Hilarity ensues D-

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe: Some kids go head to head with a lion. Some beavers break stuff. A big minotaur tears S**t up. Hilitary ensues. C+

Brokeback Mountain: There's trouble in the old west. Two guys ranch some cattle and go bird watching. A forest gets burned down. The police arrive and arrest a few people. Someone calls out "I asked for A TWENTY" and no one really notices. Cut to present day and there's no longer a brokeback mountain...only a brokeback hill...it's deep. Hilarity does not ensue. H?

A History of Violence: Two kids start a pizza shop with their uncle. Then they form a gang called "Fits of Rage". They get into a lot of trouble beating stuff up. Later, when they're older they sit down and write a book about it all titled "A History of Violence". Then they go to jail. Hilarity ensues (if you think jail is funny). B

March of the Penguins: Quite possibly the most controversial movie of the year. In 1943 during WWII, two penguins who are fighting on different sides in China, one named Chadson and the other Vanderbelt, find out they are long lost brothers "Gasp!" During their crusade, they both fall in love with the same seal "Shocking!" After a long battle, one brother (Chadson) kills the other "Debauchery!" He is filled with penguin grief "Hoboken Gardens!" He tells the seal he loves, who is named Tawnisha, that he must honor his brother and cannot see her again "Realtime Audio!" Hearts are broken. Sealarity ensues. A+