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Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Movie Review Time

Photo courtesy of Xurble

So the Academy Awards are coming up
I thought it would be a good time to post some reviews

King Kong: Well...there's a big gorilla and some ships. An island is explored and then later some people get hurt by the gorilla. Maybe there are dinosaurs or something. Some planes and skyscrapers. The gorilla gets angry. Hilarity ensues D-

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe: Some kids go head to head with a lion. Some beavers break stuff. A big minotaur tears S**t up. Hilitary ensues. C+

Brokeback Mountain: There's trouble in the old west. Two guys ranch some cattle and go bird watching. A forest gets burned down. The police arrive and arrest a few people. Someone calls out "I asked for A TWENTY" and no one really notices. Cut to present day and there's no longer a brokeback mountain...only a brokeback hill...it's deep. Hilarity does not ensue. H?

A History of Violence: Two kids start a pizza shop with their uncle. Then they form a gang called "Fits of Rage". They get into a lot of trouble beating stuff up. Later, when they're older they sit down and write a book about it all titled "A History of Violence". Then they go to jail. Hilarity ensues (if you think jail is funny). B

March of the Penguins: Quite possibly the most controversial movie of the year. In 1943 during WWII, two penguins who are fighting on different sides in China, one named Chadson and the other Vanderbelt, find out they are long lost brothers "Gasp!" During their crusade, they both fall in love with the same seal "Shocking!" After a long battle, one brother (Chadson) kills the other "Debauchery!" He is filled with penguin grief "Hoboken Gardens!" He tells the seal he loves, who is named Tawnisha, that he must honor his brother and cannot see her again "Realtime Audio!" Hearts are broken. Sealarity ensues. A+

1 Comments:

At 6:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

im using hoboken gardens in every conversation i have.

 

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