Rick Springfield: Great singer or greatest singer?

When you think about the song of your generation whats the first thing that pops into you head? Well for 99.9% of America, it's Rick Springfield's Jessies Girl. An epic haiku, Jessies Girl touches the hearts and souls of everyone. Legends say that many Incan and Mayan cultures summoned the rain gods with it, and it has been written that this song in combination with the Necronomicon can summon the dark lord Baal to be your evil minion! So next time your at your local mall, keep an ear out for this little gem, you'll thank me.

Skyler isn't a real name

People named Skyler are ruining America. They act like they're cooler then Tyler, but everyone knows they're not. Next time you see someone named Skyler, please tell him hey, you're not cooler than Tyler, no matter how hard you try. Because, it's true. And Skyler is a stupid name.

I GOT ACCEPTED!

After years of hard work I finally got into CP University. Time to celebrate this prestigious event!! CHECK OUT:

CP UNIVERSITY

The Beginning of the End

Well here's an idea. Let's take a bunch of robots capable of fighting and send them into space, nothing could go wrong right? WRONG! THIS IS THE START OF EVERY ROBOT MOVIE EVER JAPAN! Yes first they will fight for our amusement. Then what? Then they'll look down at our little planet with their small robot eyes and plot the invasion. Robots should not be trained in the art of death, nor should they be sent into space on their own. Robots can not be trusted. They are smarter faster and stronger than us. So when the robot hordes rain down from the skies, dont blame me, blame yourselves.

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VACATION GOOD TIMEY SUMMER FUN!

THE NEW THEME SONG FOR THIS SHOW CALLED "SUMMER TIME FRIENDS ADVENTURE EXPRESS HIGHWAY BATTLE X RACER 9" IS OUT...SLAVED OVER IT AND PROUD TO ANNOUNCE IT'S NOMINATED FOR A NIGHT TIME DAILY DOUBLE AWARD. LINK:---> CLICK HERE!

GODLESS!

NEW HOT HOT DJ MOONSTONE TRACK

HERE IT IS...PREVIEW OF THE SO HOT IT'S TREASON TRACK- STOP 86 -BY DJ MOOOOOOONSTONE!
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I have a wife? what? what?

Which ****** took the last donut?

Like I always say...

The hypocrisy of it all