Lots of pulp? No thank you...

Last night, like most nights, I was in my room with the lights off listening to my Creed mixtape. I noticed I was thirsty and went downstairs to my fridge for a nice refreshing glass of orange juice. I find orange juice is arguably the greateset kind of juice because of its smooth blend of oranges and exotic spices. However, much to my dismay, I made a horrible discovery. Across the top of the carton was written in big letters, "LOTS OF PULP". What? What kind of blasphemy is this!? I don't have time for lots of pulp! Some pulp maybe, but lots? All that means is that the last 1/8th of the glass is going to be a thick syrup of pulp. I know because i've had it before. So last night I went to bed thirsty. And from now on when I go to that fridge, I'm mocked by that orange juice carton. That's real life for me. When I wake up, its not like maybe there's pulp in that orange juice. No. There is definatly pulp in that orange juice, and there's lots of it.