Cinco de...eh

So today is Cinco de Mayo...I guess this is some sort of holiday. Let's all ask ourselves right now...what is this holiday about? Do you think that the millions of drunk party people in the house know what they're getting crunk for? I mean...yeah it's something spanish obviously. So maybe it's some sort of spanish day to celebrate. Like Kwanza...wait that's not spanish. I mean like...that other spanish day...you know the one with the maracas and the dancing...I mean they all have that don't they? Well anyway the point of this day the Cinco de Mayo (5th of May) is to celebrate some mexican soldiers defeating some French soldiers in battle. I'm not going into detail here because let's face it...no one cares. This day is not celebrating the independence of Mexico and it has nothing to do with the United States. And it's interesting how the Mexican neighbors living in poverty and shacks are pushed out by this country and kept in poverty but yet...I mean...let's celebrate! I mean who cares anyway! It's not like I'm Mexican! pass me another Captain Morgan...I'm gon' get me torrrnnnnn up!
I guess the point is when we're all drunk...everybody wins...including Mexican soldiers.