The Undead, I Could Live Without Them...

There isn't a night I dont go to bed with garlic around my neck and a baseball bat in my hands. Why? Because of the undead. For years they've stayed dead, just taunting us with their decomposing bodies. Well i'm not falling for it. I don't buy it. They're just waiting. They're waiting till we all get nice and cozy and BOOM, they rise from the dead and bite our legs off. I've said it before and I'll say it again, we need to stop burying the dead, and start sending them into outerspace, where they must rely on their wits to survive...