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I have a new favorite movie of all time.
OF ALL TIME
It's a little film called Duma.
"Duma" is South African for "Cheetah that wears hats"
Let me tell you about Duma. Basically he's the worst motherf**ker to ever live. Sometimes he rolls with a gang. Sometimes he doesn't. Sometimes he robs banks even when he doesn't need the cash. Sometimes he actually pretends to be sleeping up in a tree just to mess with the other animals in the plains and then he drops down and eats them without stopping to clean up. He doesn't recycle. He just leaves trash everywhere. He makes people buy him diamonds and then he sells them back for twice the price to the villagers. He trains for six months on Mt. Kilimanjaro and then uses his sheer strength to raise all of South Africa out of poverty. He becomes a born again Christian and sells his fur to keep the homeless off the streets.

I wrote a poem and dedicated it to Duma:

Duma, how can you be so cool?
The people...they see you...they know of you
They know you rob banks
Sometimes for fun
It's tough to be the chosen one
Duma
They call your name
Africa will never be the same
Roll on 20's Duma
Roll
Roll on 20's Duma
Roll
Use your Cheetah instincts
To hunt for diamonds
Bring the people home
Make this land our own
Duma