Why you should hate Toaster Pastries

Fact: Generic toaster pastries are ruining America.

Each year millions of these boxes are shipped across the nation to sit on store shelves just next to the Pop Tarts. They attract you with the 40 cents savings and supposed healthy benifits. They look like Pop Tarts, what can go wrong?

How about everything.

Fact: Pop Tarts are delicious

Fact: "Toaster Pastries" taste like raw fish covered in gasoline