Have you ever been to THE EDGE!?

You are in a smoke filled room. There are lights swirling around you. People everywhere. The techno beat vibrates through every part of your body. You're at THE EDGE.

At THE EDGE the only lights are neon green and red. There are no windows. There are also no doors. No one talks at THE EDGE, there is no time for talking. The music is played so loud that you can't hear it. There are no chairs at THE EDGE, you must dance at all times. Not only is dancing manditory, it is enforced. At THE EDGE you can not go to the bathroom, there are none. Everyone at THE EDGE must where sunglasses at all times. You don't ever leave THE EDGE, that is impossible. You also can not go to THE EDGE.

You either are THE EDGE...

or not...