Steroid-Gate

AP Washington D.C.- A Friday Morning test has reconfirmed earlier allegations leaked by a White House correspondent. President Bush will now face new scrutiny after testing positive for Human Growth Hormone. Those close to the President have already cast doubts about his future. “Its certainly troublesome.” Commented, Senator Kerry, d. MA, “Can the record books be
erased?” The newest allegations bring stir controversy. Republican Majority Leader William H. Frist shared his opinion in a press briefing, “It’s well documented that President Clinton was on a high protein diet, Americans must be skeptical.” Although Grover Cleveland was nearly subpoenaed by the Senate in 1894; this is the first major conviction of a United States President for performance enhancing drugs.