DATE

Let's imagine the image above is a really hot girl. Let's all focus now on how to woo the girl with my 5 easy steps for mastering the art of dating.

1. Once you know the name of the girl you wish to date...buy her a pasta dinner and get it all over your face. This goes over really well.

2. Make sure you have a really nice car to impress her. Try something like a Windstar mini van.

3. Write a song about her. Try to include lyrics like: "when we're together I get rainbowish inside" and "how many times must I walk to town before you'll let me back in the house"

4. Pick up a skill. Obviously it's good to have skills. I think there's some movie that covers this point. Anyway, get a really cool skill that no other guy would ever have. Here is my list of skills: Interpretive Dance, Sauce Making, Art Design and Fashon week planning, Recycler, Extreme off road tape playing. This is why I get the women.

5. Finally, start up your own business so she knows you're reliable. This could be any number of things. Coffee shop, Reel to Reel machine cleaning store, pet house for pets on vacation. I reccomend something flashy like rap artist recording shop.

Once you have all of these things, you will get the Manitee. And if you don't, maybe you'll get girls.